Do you know what annoys me the most about the Marauders fandom? How HARD everyone is trying to erase Peter from existence. Like, I get it. He’s a bad person from what we see in canon. I’m not going to say he’s not and I’m not going to excuse what he did because he did awful things.
But he WAS a Marauder, y’all like it or not.
While at Hogwarts, Peter was a member of the Marauders. He was included on their pranks, he sat with them at the Gryffindor table, he shared the dormitory. His NAME is on the Marauder’s Map; it’s there as “Mssr. Wormtail.” He was an illegal animagus with them; he knew about Remus’ lycanthropy. Do you really think they would have let him into these things if they didn’t trust him?
Do you think James and Sirius would have spent so much time around someone they didn’t like?
Why do you think his betrayal hurt so much? Because they TRUSTED him. God, Sirius and Remus were turning on EACH OTHER after the Potters were killed, but neither of them ever thought it was Peter. He was entrusted as their Secret Keeper for a reason:
He Was Their Friend.
Peter was a Marauder. He did awful things, he caused chaos and destruction and death. But he was a Marauder and it’s just so discouraging when I can count the number of times I’ve seen him included in Marauders posts on my hands. When he’s constantly being excluded or replaced by Lily. I’m not saying you have to like him, I’m saying you have to acknowledge he was a Marauder. Because if you’re not, you’re missing the entire point of why the Potters died and why Sirius went to Azkaban. Peter caused that because they trusted him and let him into their lives. Peter was their friend and this fandom needs to acknowledge that.
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it to
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow