Every Tumblr user ever

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  • furything:

    can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

    darlingjolras:

    people say that German sounds so angry but then there are words like “Kichererbsen” which literally means “giggle peas” 

    german u r so misunderstood

    waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

    waywardandwanderlust:

    heartsandmagic:

    Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

    I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

    jesuschristvevo:

    there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

    laddersoftherain:

    queermagicalgirls:

    condesces:

    i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

    the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

    i owe the universe nothing

    i exist on my own terms

    #the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

    #when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

    "What a fucking nerd"
    Me talking about someone I love (via guy)

    nyooms:

    being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

    silentstep:

    Anthropomorphic Tree

    Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

          (via elsajeni)

    thewintersupersoldier:

    People go like “you can’t force diversity” as if the racial hegemony and absolute heterosexuality in media happened naturally and wasn’t carefully constructed and heavily forced by a white supremacist agenda and society’s obsession with hetero normativity 

    heyheyjuhkay:

    Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

    universalindie:

    THIS IS ALWAYS BE ONE OF THE BEST GIFS IN HUMAN HISTORY

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